its not stalking. its research.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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