Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
