Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
