HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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