Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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