So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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