no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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