S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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