I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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