Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Be still, my beating vagina.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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