like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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