If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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