Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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