There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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