David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You're a disaster
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