let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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