they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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