smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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