Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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