One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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