I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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