you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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