I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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