Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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