We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
What drink are we having for lunch?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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