Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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