I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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