his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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