my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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