Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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