Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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