i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
we made out on top of his cat.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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