Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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