He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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