toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
