Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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