Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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