I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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