I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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