Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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