Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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