Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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