Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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