i'm signing you up for texting rehab
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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