You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
