her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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