come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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