you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
