Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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