You really coming over, don't trick.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Randomize