How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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