For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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