no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
