I bet he comes in French.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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