just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
