You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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