my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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