Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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